Sex Toys With The Hottest Reviews On The Internet
Getting down 'n' dirty with a partner is wonderful, but when you're just wanting to do you, that's where sex toys come in. (Hello, on-demand orgasms.) The sex toy industry is now attracting an impressive $15 billion a year in global sales, and with a plethora of devices at a range of prices on the market, we're spoiled for choice. This also means that navigating the market can be tricky.To get more news about 黄网站免费永久, you can visit our official website.
To help you cut through the noise, we're curating a roundup of the top sex toys, according to emphatic reviews. We've got you covered with everything from a clitoral vibe that simulates the best oral sex of your life to thrusting and heated rabbits for solo sessions that pack a punch. Click through to browse some seriously sexy finds, and see which sex toys have the hottest reviews on the internet.
Welcome to Hype Machine, our hit-list of the top reviewed products across the web — according to a crowd of die-hard shoppers. Call this your 4-star-and-up-only club, with entry granted by our devoted-to-the-goods shop editors.
At Refinery29, we’re here to help you navigate this overwhelming world of stuff. All of our market picks are independently selected and curated by the editorial team. If you buy something we link to on our site, Refinery29 may earn commission.From the horny bowels of the internet, it's no secret that there are a lot of sex toys out there for every need, body, and kink. We try out as many of them as we can ourselves (from vibrating penis rings to alien-like clitoral probers), but, alas: We only have so many sets of genitals.
That’s why a user’s sex toy review is so important. Crucial, in fact. There’s a reason why sex toys such as the Satisfyer Pro 2 have gone viral and achieved a cult-level status: the 45,000 insanely positive reviews that are popping off on the vibrator’s Amazon page speak for themselves. But the thing with sex toy reviews is that they aren't just informative; they also tend to be really, really entertaining, with anecdotes about everything from orgasm first-timers to The Perfect Storm-level squirting. This is where sexual truths emerge that you'll rarely hear shared even at the brunch table.
Here are all of the sex toys with the most B-A-N-A-N-A-S reviews that we could find online, from biblical allegories to treatises on long-distance squirting marksmanship. Some have been abridged for clarity from their novel-length. As the old adage goes, this is just the tip.
The cult of the Satisfyer Pro 2
One of our writers gave this toy a thorough, honest review and it’s been confirmed: This thing rocks. As a contactless clitoral vibrator, it promises to stimulate your nethers with air pressure technology that works for even the most sensitive of clitorises, and it delivers. But why listen to us, when you could listen to the Amazon review of Goddess Divine:
“This rose gold, silicone tipped beauty will make you feel like the Queen you were always meant to be. I'm talking hands free. You can watch your porn, eat a snack, browse Netflix, knit a sweater, whatever you want [...] By the time you hit [orgasm] number 3, your soul will separate from your body like some Doctor Strange move. Now you've reached the need-an-Excorism level. Palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, weirdly craving spaghetti. You'll become your biggest cheerleader. You're the freaking champion. You're going to cum. You deserve this. You freaking know you do.”
The squirt master
Squirting is a journey, and as Anna Pulley explained for VICE in her how-to guide to squirting, different methods and toys work for different people; there’s no one-size-fits-all path to Squirtsville—but the Njoy wand comes pretty damn close. The metal, non-vibrating toy is famous for being both an excellent anal and vaginal toy, especially for squirting, and a professional sex worker once told one of our writers that it would be her desert island toy. But don’t take it from us, take it from Carly’s Amazon review:
“My husband has wanted me to squirt for him, but thousands, and I do mean thousands, of dollars later, he stumbled upon this little weighted piece of heaven. I got started with finding what felt like the right spot, IDK where my G-spot is BTW, but this wonderful tool pops in and is like, ‘Oh, hi! In case you didn't know, this spot right here makes you cum uncontrollably!’ And then it never leaves that spot! It took me literally three minutes before I was SQUIRTING, (no gush, no little bit of cum) but squirting long off the edge of the bed. And not once, or twice a minute.. but (and I am being 100% literal) every 3 SECONDS a torrent of cum was shooting out of me.”